”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”
”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”
”oh god I just farted”
”never mind no one heard it”
”hey a hotdog bar”
”oh nvm this my part”
”hey titties”
”oh they’re fake”
”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”
”lolz I’m a life ruiner”
